Saturday, February 9, 2008
उदास हैं तो शॉपिंग मत किजिए
उदास हैं तो शॉपिंग मत किजिए
एजेंसीFriday, February 08, 2008 11:14 [IST]
वाशिंगटन.आमतौर पर ऐसा माना जाता है कि जब कोई उदास हो तो उसे शॉपिंग पर जाना चाहिए क्योंकि शॉपिंग करने से मन हलका हो जाता है। लेकिन हाल में ही हुई शोध के अनुसार, जो लोग भारी मन से शॉपिंग करते हैं वे आम लोगों से ज्यागा पैसा खर्च करते हैं यानि उदासी में फिजूलखर्ची ज्यादा होती है।
शोधकर्ताओं के अनुसार, उदास व्यक्ति को जब कुछ भी अच्छा नहीं लगता तो वें अपना ध्यान बांटने और खुद की नजरों में अपना महत्व बढ़ने के लिए बेकार की चीजें खरीदते हैं। मजे की बात यह है कि वें बाद में वें अपनी खरीदी हुई चाजों की स्वंम सराहना कर खुश होते हैं। जबकि असलियत में ज्यादातर वे फालतू की चीजें ही खरीदते हैं।
message,
posted by www.shekhargurera.com
Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad
(From: jeetu - jalgaon)
i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak
(From: swati - jalgaon)
Zindagi mein dukko delete karo,Khushiyon ko save karo.
Dushman ko hide karo,Dost ko enter karo,Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
chand taro ka nur aap per barse ; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse ; aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse .
(From: bajirao (BAJI) - Pune)
If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
(From: TheManu - kota, rajasthan)
Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega.
Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma ,Ek
Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega..
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi.
(From: Devendra - Bhopal Madhya Pradesh)
Mushkil nahi hai Ishq ladana ,Us se bhi aasan nahi hai uska A
Pyar pana ,phir bhi darte hai hum pyar karne se ,kyonki sabse mushkil hai usko bhulana
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi.
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe,Dil me basa ke hum kisi ko
Bhulate nahi..
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
When you are feeling streesed and about to break.........
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward.....
It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy!
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Marneki bat na karna, jindagi hai jine ke liye
Kudha ne Mohabat banayi, Zindagi pane ke liye.
(From: Siddharth - Goa)
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par tere SMS ka intezar karenge...
(From: Neeraj - New Delhi)
I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you right now.
(From: Aashi - )
Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was...
"noh ss!w !"
It didnt made sense until u read it upside down
(From: Shelina Begum-Rahman - )
+''"+.
Rehna hai
+''"+.+''"+.
Tere
+''"+.+"''+.
+
"+. Dil
+""+.+""+.
+ Mein +
"+. .+"
"+"
(From: kiran )
Aap ki tarif mein likhe jitne bhi labz, Voh kum hei,
Khusnasib hei hum ki aapne jise chaha jise mana,Voh hum hei!
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!
(From: TheManu - kota, Rajasthan)
Har Gali Har Deewar Pe Tera Hi Naam Hai, uper likha hai WANTED aur niche Rs. 10,000 inaam hai...
(From: Sonu - Jalandhar)
Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!! gudnite hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena...
(From: TheManu - Kota, Rajasthan)
India ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye. phir bhi no progress why? kyo ki aaj bhi bholi-gawar janta KAAM-Dhanda chod ke mere SMS padh rahi hai... kya hoga is desh ka.
(From: Manuraj Rajan - )
aye khat ja ke unke haton ko chum le. jab woh padhe to unke hoton ko chum le. khuda na kare agar woh phad de toh girte girte unke kadmo ko chum le..
(From: Manuraj Rajan - Mumbai)
lehr ati hai aur kinare se palat jati hai,yad ati hai aur dil me simat jati hai, lehr aur yad me frk itna hai ki lehr bewaqt ati hai aur apki yad har waqt ati hai. (From: Inder - Jallandhar)
Sabse accha mera yaar hain: Uski her ek shayari me pyar hai: Aaye na agar SMS uska to mere mobile rakhna bekar hai
(From: baljinder - delhi)
Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai. Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai, ye nahi kehte ki roj milo, bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai.
(From: Seema - Goa)
2 meet n depart is d way of life.. but 2 depart n meet is d hope of life.. we meet 2 create memories.. but we depart 2 preserve it n id is life..!!!
(From: TheManu - Kota, Rajasthan)
if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, i'll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in that i;ll find someone who can take care of u...love you always...miss u...
(From: Sidra - Karachi)
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye voh fever ho tum
Doob kar jis main marr jaoon voh River ho tum
Mere jeevan main ab to forever ho tum
(From: dev - jodhpur)
aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas
jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai
aaj fir palkon pe pani hai
bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai (From: dev, Jodhpur)
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...
(From: TheManu - Kota, Rajasthan)
Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai (From: ashish - kolhapur)
Are O Samba! Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN! (From: ashish - kolhapur)
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good Night..
(From: Sidra Khan - Karachi)
I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.
(From: Seema - Goa)
khushiyaan dhundne chala raste par, khushiyaan mili magar kat-kat kar,
har khushi ke peche ek baat sahi thi, har khushi aayi sau gam le kar.
(From: Anubhav - India)
You know why GOD created gap between fingers?
So that, when at some day one who is made for you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand.
FOREVER
(From: Amit Agashe - Pune)
Mrs. Dahhi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company to attend the marriage of their son
Kaka Gol Gappa
weds
Bibi Paapdi
(D/o Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipuri)
at Pastry Hall, on 29th February, Near Jalebi Chowk, Papad Nagar
(From: Manoj Kumar, Delhi)
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?
(From: Manu - Kota (Rajasthan))
Ghadyalat vajale SAT,
Ajun tu aahes ANTHRUNAT,
SMS kartoy tula mhanayala SUPRABHAT.
(From: PRAVINKUMAR - DOMBIVLI)
Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kaha daru chhod do,
lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do
(From: Santosh, Jalgaon)
SMS
SMS"
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..
(From: Dhiraj, Ladnun)
.***.
(.'-'.)
(,)(")(")
.***.
(.'-'.)
(,)J)LJ.J
.* *.
(.'_').)
(J(,)
c.J.J
*.
'.)
(,)
Chalo baba...
Kisi Ko hamari Yaad Nahi Aati...
(From: Dhiraj, Ladnun)
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,
Feel ur heartbeat, &
Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again."
5.
(From: Prosenjit - Kolkata)
No
Shadows
2 Depress U
Only
Joys
2 Surround U
Many
FrieNds
2 LoveU
God
Himself
2 BlessU
These
r my
Wishes 4U
2day
2morow
& Everyday
2 u !! Good morning
(From: Aasiya - England)
MARANE par hame SWARG mile ya
na mile, ye HAWA ye FIZA mile ya na mile
aye mere dost SMS karne me KASAR na karna.
Kya pata NARAK me COVERAGE mile na mile.
(From: Bhushu - kalyan)
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
(From: simran - delhi)
Rules of Life:
Assume Nothing
Xpect Little
Do More
Demand Less
Smile Often
Dream Big
Laugh a Lot
Pray Always
Cry Once for missing me everyday.
(From: Nitin - Mathura)
If u say my eyes are beautiful, its b'coz they are looking at u, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come thru!!
(From: kuldeep - dholpur)
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
( From: BalKrishan Yadav - Jaipur )
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai.
Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai
Hum hum hai, tum tum ho.
Na hum kam hai, Na tum kam ho.
To kis baat ka gam hai?
Sms bhejte rehna.
Tabhi pata chalega
Mobile wale me dum hai.
(From: Bhushu - Kalyan)
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again
(From: ham - shg)
Star + Moon = Romantic Night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day
Dreams + Love = Beautiful World
But U + Ur Sweet Smile =
HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!
(From: Shikha - Gwalior)
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
(From: tinky winky - rsa)
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
Dil mey rehne walo ka kabhi snap aata hai kya??
(From: Shikha - Gwalior)
Savera kya hua,Aap Sitaro ko bhul gaye...
Suraj kya aaya,Chaand ko bhul gaye...
Guzre kya kuch pal hamare bina,
Aap hame hi bhul gaye...
(From: Dipti - Nagpur)
Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls! (From: Goldi K - )
Kya aap Mobile rakhte hai?
Par call karne se darte hai,
bas missed call maarte rahate hai,
Aap SMS kuu nahi karte hai?
Aap kare to hum kae,Aaha!!!
(From: Dipti - Nagpur)
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
(From: Carlo, Philippines)
BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai.........
Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai.....
Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,
Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI..........
(From: Mayur )
Tere Ko ek
Dikhawoo....
"1"
Ok, Dekha
Kal do Dikhawoga!
(From: Gan)
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...
Good Morning!
When I miss U,
I just...
CLOSE () $ ()
MY ( -.- )
EYES (") (")
& () $ ()
U R ('.')'. ')
(")(")(")
JUST ON MY RIGHT
See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
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_________Excuse me! Just line-maaroing!
Love hurts when you break up with some one. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.
When you are feeling streesed and about to break.........
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward.....
It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy!
I wish that Warmth of bonn fire,
sweetness of GUR & REWRI at Lohri
remain with U for ever
-*- Happy LOHRI -*-
(From: Manoj Kumar, Delhi)
*
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****
Til-Gul ghya god god bola.............
HAPPY MAKARSANKRAT.
(From: reva)
Tan mein masti,
maan mein umang,
chalo akash mein dale rang,
ho jaye sab sang-sang,
Udayye PATANG!
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTA!
(From: Rakesh S. Jalgaon)
When daylight turns to a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at u,
ur heart beat tells u something true,
That some 1 badly missing you :-)
(From: Vishal, Mumbai)
Look Outside...
It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT!
(From: Abhay Jain, Jalgaon)
Smile in Pleasure,
Smile in pain,
smile when trouble pours like rain,
Smile when someone hurts U,
Smile bcoz someone cares 4 U...
KEEP SMILING
(From: Vishal, Mumbai)
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
(From: anmol sharma)
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them
(From: julius)
· Destiny decides who u meet in life, but it's only ur heart that can decide who gets 2 stay in ur life.
(From: vivek)
jab d@sti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, humko bhi k@i shaks yaad ayega, tab bh@@l jayenge zindagi ke gam@n ko, jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega...
(From: Venkatesh Kulkarni)
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchch to kadar kar aye jalim,
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai
(From: Vinit)
Are O Samba! Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!
(From: Anisha)
()''''()
( '-' ) Please
(o)(o)
()'''(')
('') ('') Forgive
(o)(o) ME
bander ka bacha apni ma se bola ke ma-ma main itna badsor at ky un ho ma bole tu tro phir bhi bi dhe k hai usko dhek jo meesage phad raha hai.
(From: Ravi)
If u feel a bit dizzy and u r craving something sweet , i think i know what's wrong......
you are suffering from lack of vitamin ME :)
(From: Anupam Tewari)
Never stop ur smile even when u r sad, bcoz u never know who's falling in love with ur smile. For d world u may b a person but 4 sum1 u may b the world.
(From: Prosenjit Bhattacharyap)
Anybody there?
O '''' O
('o' )
O''''O
('o' )
O''''O
( 'o' )
There u
(From: Rahul & Neha Gopalka, Barakar)
Vo kaun hai?
*
Jo ISHQ me hai?
*
Jo MANN me hai?
*
Jo DIL me hai?
*
magar DHADKAN me nahi?
Jyada soch mat STUPID
Vo hai 'AMIR KHAN'
Forgettin you
is hard to do
forgettin me
is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender.
When nights r long
& friends r few
I sit by my window
& think of u
A silent whisper
a silent tear
With all my heart
i wish you were here.
If God brings you to it,
He will bring you through it.
Happy moments,
praise God.
Difficult moments,
seek God.
Quiet moments,
worship God.
Painful moments,
trust God.
Every moment,
thank God.
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!!!"
Can u see me?
no? Turn around,
can u see me now?
no?
Turn again,
can u see me now?
no? but
I can see u
because U have a
special place
in my heart!
U may b out of my NAZAR,
but u not out of my DIL,
u may b out of my reach
but u not out of my SOCH.
I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u.
But u'll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!!
On this cold cold nite
in My small small rOOm
i Look At The Brite Brite StArS
iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy
& DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe
on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe!
GdNiTe!
No matter
If the sky is black or blue
No matter
If there are stars or moon
As long as ur heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be wit u.
Gd Nite!
(From: amit )
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Gd NiTe!
(From: amit )
Ae mere sms mere dost ke paas jaana agar wo so rahi ho to shor mat machana jab wo jaag jaye to dhere se muskurana aur kehna ".........
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I miss you yaar"
(From: Fayaz)
,,,,
( . .) Do u
( ._.) love me?
(,,(")(")
,,,,
( . .)
( _ ) U dont?
(,,(")(")
,,,,
( . .) ,I,
( _ )// den
gud bye!!
7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend
7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend
7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend
Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad
(From: jeetu - jalgaon)
i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak
(From: swati - jalgaon)
Zindagi mein dukko delete karo,Khushiyon ko save karo.
Dushman ko hide karo,Dost ko enter karo,Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
chand taro ka nur aap per barse ; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse ; aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse .
(From: bajirao (BAJI) - Pune)
If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
(From: TheManu - kota, rajasthan)
Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega.
Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma ,Ek
Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega..
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi.
(From: Devendra - Bhopal Madhya Pradesh)
Mushkil nahi hai Ishq ladana ,Us se bhi aasan nahi hai uska A
Pyar pana ,phir bhi darte hai hum pyar karne se ,kyonki sabse mushkil hai usko bhulana
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi.
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe,Dil me basa ke hum kisi ko
Bhulate nahi..
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
When you are feeling streesed and about to break.........
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward.....
It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy!
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Marneki bat na karna, jindagi hai jine ke liye
Kudha ne Mohabat banayi, Zindagi pane ke liye.
(From: Siddharth - Goa)
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par tere SMS ka intezar karenge...
(From: Neeraj - New Delhi)
I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you right now.
(From: Aashi - )
Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was...
"noh ss!w !"
It didnt made sense until u read it upside down
(From: Shelina Begum-Rahman - )
+''"+.
Rehna hai
+''"+.+''"+.
Tere
+''"+.+"''+.
+
"+. Dil
+""+.+""+.
+ Mein +
"+. .+"
"+"
(From: kiran )
Aap ki tarif mein likhe jitne bhi labz, Voh kum hei,
Khusnasib hei hum ki aapne jise chaha jise mana,Voh hum hei!
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!
(From: TheManu - kota, Rajasthan)
Har Gali Har Deewar Pe Tera Hi Naam Hai, uper likha hai WANTED aur niche Rs. 10,000 inaam hai...
(From: Sonu - Jalandhar)
Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!! gudnite hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena...
(From: TheManu - Kota, Rajasthan)
India ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye. phir bhi no progress why? kyo ki aaj bhi bholi-gawar janta KAAM-Dhanda chod ke mere SMS padh rahi hai... kya hoga is desh ka.
(From: Manuraj Rajan - )
aye khat ja ke unke haton ko chum le. jab woh padhe to unke hoton ko chum le. khuda na kare agar woh phad de toh girte girte unke kadmo ko chum le..
(From: Manuraj Rajan - Mumbai)
lehr ati hai aur kinare se palat jati hai,yad ati hai aur dil me simat jati hai, lehr aur yad me frk itna hai ki lehr bewaqt ati hai aur apki yad har waqt ati hai. (From: Inder - Jallandhar)
Sabse accha mera yaar hain: Uski her ek shayari me pyar hai: Aaye na agar SMS uska to mere mobile rakhna bekar hai
(From: baljinder - delhi)
Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai. Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai, ye nahi kehte ki roj milo, bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai.
(From: Seema - Goa)
2 meet n depart is d way of life.. but 2 depart n meet is d hope of life.. we meet 2 create memories.. but we depart 2 preserve it n id is life..!!!
(From: TheManu - Kota, Rajasthan)
if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, i'll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in that i;ll find someone who can take care of u...love you always...miss u...
(From: Sidra - Karachi)
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye voh fever ho tum
Doob kar jis main marr jaoon voh River ho tum
Mere jeevan main ab to forever ho tum
(From: dev - jodhpur)
aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas
jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai
aaj fir palkon pe pani hai
bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai (From: dev, Jodhpur)
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...
(From: TheManu - Kota, Rajasthan)
Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai (From: ashish - kolhapur)
Are O Samba! Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN! (From: ashish - kolhapur)
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good Night..
(From: Sidra Khan - Karachi)
I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.
(From: Seema - Goa)
khushiyaan dhundne chala raste par, khushiyaan mili magar kat-kat kar,
har khushi ke peche ek baat sahi thi, har khushi aayi sau gam le kar.
(From: Anubhav - India)
You know why GOD created gap between fingers?
So that, when at some day one who is made for you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand.
FOREVER
(From: Amit Agashe - Pune)
Mrs. Dahhi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company to attend the marriage of their son
Kaka Gol Gappa
weds
Bibi Paapdi
(D/o Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipuri)
at Pastry Hall, on 29th February, Near Jalebi Chowk, Papad Nagar
(From: Manoj Kumar, Delhi)
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?
(From: Manu - Kota (Rajasthan))
Ghadyalat vajale SAT,
Ajun tu aahes ANTHRUNAT,
SMS kartoy tula mhanayala SUPRABHAT.
(From: PRAVINKUMAR - DOMBIVLI)
Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kaha daru chhod do,
lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do
(From: Santosh, Jalgaon)
SMS
SMS"
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..
(From: Dhiraj, Ladnun)
.***.
(.'-'.)
(,)(")(")
.***.
(.'-'.)
(,)J)LJ.J
.* *.
(.'_').)
(J(,)
c.J.J
*.
'.)
(,)
Chalo baba...
Kisi Ko hamari Yaad Nahi Aati...
(From: Dhiraj, Ladnun)
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,
Feel ur heartbeat, &
Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again."
5.
(From: Prosenjit - Kolkata)
No
Shadows
2 Depress U
Only
Joys
2 Surround U
Many
FrieNds
2 LoveU
God
Himself
2 BlessU
These
r my
Wishes 4U
2day
2morow
& Everyday
2 u !! Good morning
(From: Aasiya - England)
MARANE par hame SWARG mile ya
na mile, ye HAWA ye FIZA mile ya na mile
aye mere dost SMS karne me KASAR na karna.
Kya pata NARAK me COVERAGE mile na mile.
(From: Bhushu - kalyan)
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
(From: simran - delhi)
Rules of Life:
Assume Nothing
Xpect Little
Do More
Demand Less
Smile Often
Dream Big
Laugh a Lot
Pray Always
Cry Once for missing me everyday.
(From: Nitin - Mathura)
If u say my eyes are beautiful, its b'coz they are looking at u, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come thru!!
(From: kuldeep - dholpur)
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
( From: BalKrishan Yadav - Jaipur )
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai.
Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai
Hum hum hai, tum tum ho.
Na hum kam hai, Na tum kam ho.
To kis baat ka gam hai?
Sms bhejte rehna.
Tabhi pata chalega
Mobile wale me dum hai.
(From: Bhushu - Kalyan)
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again
(From: ham - shg)
Star + Moon = Romantic Night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day
Dreams + Love = Beautiful World
But U + Ur Sweet Smile =
HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!
(From: Shikha - Gwalior)
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
(From: tinky winky - rsa)
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
Dil mey rehne walo ka kabhi snap aata hai kya??
(From: Shikha - Gwalior)
Savera kya hua,Aap Sitaro ko bhul gaye...
Suraj kya aaya,Chaand ko bhul gaye...
Guzre kya kuch pal hamare bina,
Aap hame hi bhul gaye...
(From: Dipti - Nagpur)
Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls! (From: Goldi K - )
Kya aap Mobile rakhte hai?
Par call karne se darte hai,
bas missed call maarte rahate hai,
Aap SMS kuu nahi karte hai?
Aap kare to hum kae,Aaha!!!
(From: Dipti - Nagpur)
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
(From: Carlo, Philippines)
BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai.........
Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai.....
Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,
Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI..........
(From: Mayur )
Tere Ko ek
Dikhawoo....
"1"
Ok, Dekha
Kal do Dikhawoga!
(From: Gan)
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...
Good Morning!
When I miss U,
I just...
CLOSE () $ ()
MY ( -.- )
EYES (") (")
& () $ ()
U R ('.')'. ')
(")(")(")
JUST ON MY RIGHT
See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
_____________________________________
_____________________________________
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_________Excuse me! Just line-maaroing!
Love hurts when you break up with some one. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.
When you are feeling streesed and about to break.........
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward.....
It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy!
I wish that Warmth of bonn fire,
sweetness of GUR & REWRI at Lohri
remain with U for ever
-*- Happy LOHRI -*-
(From: Manoj Kumar, Delhi)
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Til-Gul ghya god god bola.............
HAPPY MAKARSANKRAT.
(From: reva)
Tan mein masti,
maan mein umang,
chalo akash mein dale rang,
ho jaye sab sang-sang,
Udayye PATANG!
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTA!
(From: Rakesh S. Jalgaon)
When daylight turns to a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at u,
ur heart beat tells u something true,
That some 1 badly missing you :-)
(From: Vishal, Mumbai)
Look Outside...
It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT!
(From: Abhay Jain, Jalgaon)
Smile in Pleasure,
Smile in pain,
smile when trouble pours like rain,
Smile when someone hurts U,
Smile bcoz someone cares 4 U...
KEEP SMILING
(From: Vishal, Mumbai)
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
(From: anmol sharma)
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them
(From: julius)
· Destiny decides who u meet in life, but it's only ur heart that can decide who gets 2 stay in ur life.
(From: vivek)
jab d@sti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, humko bhi k@i shaks yaad ayega, tab bh@@l jayenge zindagi ke gam@n ko, jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega...
(From: Venkatesh Kulkarni)
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchch to kadar kar aye jalim,
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai
(From: Vinit)
Are O Samba! Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!
(From: Anisha)
()''''()
( '-' ) Please
(o)(o)
()'''(')
('') ('') Forgive
(o)(o) ME
bander ka bacha apni ma se bola ke ma-ma main itna badsor at ky un ho ma bole tu tro phir bhi bi dhe k hai usko dhek jo meesage phad raha hai.
(From: Ravi)
If u feel a bit dizzy and u r craving something sweet , i think i know what's wrong......
you are suffering from lack of vitamin ME :)
(From: Anupam Tewari)
Never stop ur smile even when u r sad, bcoz u never know who's falling in love with ur smile. For d world u may b a person but 4 sum1 u may b the world.
(From: Prosenjit Bhattacharyap)
Anybody there?
O '''' O
('o' )
O''''O
('o' )
O''''O
( 'o' )
There u
(From: Rahul & Neha Gopalka, Barakar)
Vo kaun hai?
*
Jo ISHQ me hai?
*
Jo MANN me hai?
*
Jo DIL me hai?
*
magar DHADKAN me nahi?
Jyada soch mat STUPID
Vo hai 'AMIR KHAN'
Forgettin you
is hard to do
forgettin me
is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender.
When nights r long
& friends r few
I sit by my window
& think of u
A silent whisper
a silent tear
With all my heart
i wish you were here.
If God brings you to it,
He will bring you through it.
Happy moments,
praise God.
Difficult moments,
seek God.
Quiet moments,
worship God.
Painful moments,
trust God.
Every moment,
thank God.
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!!!"
Can u see me?
no? Turn around,
can u see me now?
no?
Turn again,
can u see me now?
no? but
I can see u
because U have a
special place
in my heart!
U may b out of my NAZAR,
but u not out of my DIL,
u may b out of my reach
but u not out of my SOCH.
I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u.
But u'll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!!
On this cold cold nite
in My small small rOOm
i Look At The Brite Brite StArS
iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy
& DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe
on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe!
GdNiTe!
No matter
If the sky is black or blue
No matter
If there are stars or moon
As long as ur heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be wit u.
Gd Nite!
(From: amit )
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Gd NiTe!
(From: amit )
Ae mere sms mere dost ke paas jaana agar wo so rahi ho to shor mat machana jab wo jaag jaye to dhere se muskurana aur kehna ".........
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I miss you yaar"
(From: Fayaz)
,,,,
( . .) Do u
( ._.) love me?
(,,(")(")
,,,,
( . .)
( _ ) U dont?
(,,(")(")
,,,,
( . .) ,I,
( _ )// den
gud bye!!
7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend
7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend
7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend
www.shekhargurera.com
Nobody teaches the sun 2 rise..Afish 2 swim..Abird 2 fly..A plant 2 grow..A child 2 cry..n nobody teaches me 2 remember u i just do..!
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Kalwani
Jo asani se mile woh hai ghum,jo mushkil se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,jo naseebwalon ko mile woh hai aap jaisa yaar..!
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Kalwani
Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Kalwani
One day LOVE asked FRIENDSHIP y r u in the world when i'm here?FRIENDSHIP smiled n said "TO SPREAD SMILES WHERE U LEAVE TEARS."
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
god apun se pucha kidar jayenga? heaven ya hell? apun bola hell! apun ko malum ketum sala dost log udarich milenga, apun log sath hai to hell bi heaven hai
E-Mail : srikanth.chintala@rediffmail.com
Location : hyderabad
Har shubha ki dhund kuch yaad dilati hai...Har phool ki khoshboo ek jadoo jagati hai,Chaho na chaho kitna bhi par apki yaad aa hi jati hai.
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Badi asaani se dil lagaaye jaate hain, Par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,Le jaati hai mohabbat un raho par jaha diye nahi dil jalaaye jaate hain.
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Zindagi aisi ho jo jineko majboor kare, Rahe aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare,Khushboo kabhi dosti ki kam na ho, Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Mehek ishq ki kam nahi hoti, Iss se zindagi khatam nahi hoti,Saath ho agar zindagi main dostoka to zindgi zannat se kam nahi hoti.
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Akash k taaro me khoya hai jahan sara, lagta hai pyara hr ek taara. un taaro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara, jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.......
Name: khushi
Location : mumbai
Koi Shaam Aati Hai Tumhari Yaad Lekar...Koi Shaam Jaati Hai Tumhari Yaad Dekar....Hamein To Uss Shaam Ka Intezaar Hai.....Jo Aaye Tumhe Saath Lekar....!
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Khuda ne Mujhse kaha ISHQ na kar tu Diwana ho jayega.Maine kaha Ae Khuda tu mesg. Padne wale se mil Tujhe bhi ISHQ ho jayega.
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
DOST EK SAAHIL HAI TUFAAN KE LIYE,DOST EK AAYINA HAI ARMAANO KE LIYE,DOST EK KHWAISH HAI AAP JAISE DOST PANE KE LIYE.
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Hay mere SMS mere dost ke pas jana,Agar wo so rahi ho to usako mat jagana,Jab wo uthe to thoda sa muskurake usake kan main kahana....GOOD MORNING
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye
E-Mail : rajaryan_bubbly@yahoo.co.in
Location : jamshedpur
unke milne julne ko ham pyar samajh baithe,jis din nahi aayi ham ravivar samajh baithe.
E-Mail : ravionly@inmail24.com
Location : allahabad
DIL KI KASTI U DOOBTI C, NAZAR AA RAHI HAI, KYA KARU A DIL, MERI WOH KISI AUR KO FASANE JAA RAHI HAI.
E-Mail : vasundhara_bunkar@yahoo.com
Location : chomu
pyaar ka ristha to toda tune,Ab jo ristha hai vo todh na janaDenge saath har mod pe tujko,Bich rastye pe humko kabhi chod na jana
E-Mail : winnernepal@gmail.com
Location : Nepal
Maine khuda se ek duwa mangi....duwa me khuda se apni maut mangi....khuda na kaha tujhe maut de to doon....magar tere us humdard ka kya karoon jisne teri lambi umar ki duwa mangi...
E-Mail : mujeeb_sheerani@hotmail.com
Location : karachi
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Name : shibayan
E-Mail : shibayan_biswas2003@yahoo.com
Location : lucknow
Dhoka na dena ke tujpe aietbar bahut hai,ye dil tere chahat ka talabgar bahut hai, teri surat na dekhe to dikhai kuch nahi deta, hum kya kare ke KANIKA se pyar bahut hai
E-Mail : kaunhumain_23@yahoo.com
Location : DELHI
Naa jaane kyu hame aansu bahana nahi aata. Naa jane kyu haal-e dil batana nahi aata. Kyu KANIKA bichad gayi humse,shayad hame hi sath nibana nahi aata.
E-Mail : kaunhumain_23@yahoo.com
Location : DELHI
woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the
E-Mail : rachit_sikroria@yahoo.co.in
Location : chandigarh
2 pigs eating potty pig1 : yaar hum duniya ki potty khate hai koi hamari potty bhi to khata hoga.Pig 2 : saale khane ke waqt to dhang ki baat karle
E-Mail : parasarora123@rediffmail.com
Location : delhi
Misal dene main agar ho gayi ho bhul,to .......KAHA JANAB KA CHEHARA KAHA GULAB KAFULL?
E-Mail : ashwinirbhosle@yahoo.co.in
Location : sawantwadi
Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!
E-Mail : sirf_faizan4u@yahoo.com
Location : hyderabad
Ratako koi aapako pareshan kare,aapake badan ko chumaim to....to..........."ALL OUT" lagao MACHAR bhagao!!
E-Mail : ashwnirbhosale@yahoo.co.in
Location : Sawantwadi
Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.
E-Mail : ashwnirbhosale@yahoo.co.in
Location : Sawantwadi
Najar hamhari...Najar tumhari...Najar ne dil ki Najar utari...Najar ne dekha Najar ko aisy...keNajar na lage"DOSTI"ko hamari.
E-Mail : ashwnirbhosale@yahoo.co.in
Location : Sawantwadi
I love U.DO U care it. tell me plz. IF dont care it doesn't matter's 2 me
E-Mail : akash_the_great2003@yahoo.co.in
Location : Delhi
Love a heart that hurt's you Never hurt a heart that loves you,Because for the World you may be someone But for someone you are the world
E-Mail : happymen_anirudh@yahoo.com
Location : Kolkata
ab tum is duniya se jaoge,Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge.
E-Mail : RamanGuelria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.Wife: Kitni mari?Man: 3 male aur 2 female.Wife: Kaise malum?Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se.
E-Mail : RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
E-Mail : RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar
is duniya me dost kam milenge,Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,jaha duniya nazar fer legi,us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..
E-Mail : anil_raghuwanshituv@rediffmail
Location : Delhi
Name : Anil
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
E-Mail : RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : jalandhar
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
E-Mail : RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar
Sharifon mein koi chor nahi hota, Kwabon mein koi mor nahi hota, Naye patang ka koi dor nahi hota, Are yaar... .. Humse jo kare dosti woh kabhi bore nahi hota.
E-Mail : alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London
Ladka Bola : Kash in Hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gum ka hota, hum inke ghar to jate. Ladki Boli : Bewkoof , yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga
E-Mail : alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London
I have pen which is blue, I have a frnd which is u. Flowers will die, water will dry but our friendship will never say goodbye
E-Mail : alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London
If kisses were water i'd give u the ocean if hugs were leaves i'd give u a forest if love were space i'd give u a galaxy if friendship were life i'd give u mine for free
E-Mail : alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London
Rishto ki dori kamjor hoti hai,aankho ki batein dil ki chor hoti hai,khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab...hamari ungli aapki or hoti
E-Mail : studyofenigma@yahoo.co.in
Location : puna
Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai
E-Mail : upendra_sharma888@hotmail.com
Location : bhopal
Ye raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,Kismat se sabko apni shikayat kyun hoti hai,ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat,Jis "Kanika" ko main pa nahi sakta usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai
E-Mail : kaunhumain_23@yahoo.com
Location : DELHI
Rishto ki dori kamjor hoti hai,aankho ki batein dil ki chor hoti hai,khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab...hamari ungli aapki or hoti
Name :harshad
Email :harshad_prjpt@yahoo.com
Location : ahmedabad
AISA NAHI KI AAP YAAD AATE NAHI KHATAA SIRF ITNI HAI KI HUM BATAATE NAHI RISHTA AAPKA ANMOL HAI HAMARE LIYE SAMAJHTE HO AAP ISLIYE HUM JATATE
Name: Sunil Rao
Email :sunilpalka@hotmail.com
Location : Udaipur
Paani se Pyas na Bujhi, toh Mehkhane ki taraf chal nikla, Socha ke Shikayat karu teri Khuda Se, lekin Khuda bhi tera Aashik
Name:nikla
E-Mail : sagar_ultimate22@yahoo.co.in
Location: New Delhi
Bangalore ke aam katte hote hi, Mangalore ke aam meethe hote hi, mere shayari sunnewale ullu ke patte hi.
Name:sraj
E-Mail : swamyswamyg@yahoo.com
Location : bangaliore
Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayiJo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayihumne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungligaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi
Name:Sanjay
E-Mail : sanjay_jimmy2001@yahoo.com
Location : ahmedabad
Why did Santa fall out the window ?A. He was ironing the curtain
E-Mail : dockiran@rediffmail.com
Location : Hyderabad
DO DIL KITNE DUR KITNE KARIB HOTE HAI KUCH HASTEY HAI KUCH ROOTE HAI DIL KE RISHTEY BHI KITNE AJIB HOTE HAI KISI KISMAT WALE KO NASIB HOTE HAI
E-Mail : loveleen_is_here@yahoo.co.in
Location : Punjab
Eh dost kal agar main mar bhi jaun,toh mere marne ka gam mat karna,rona mat meri arthi bhi na uthana Sidha upar chale aana PARTY Karenge!!!
E-Mail : ritika_leo92@yahoo.co.in
Location : Punjab
Think "Gently"Talk "Simply"Laugh "Loudly"Work " Hardly"Love "Sincerly"Feel "Freely"
E-Mail : jitendra_dhameja@hotmail.com
Location : Jaipur
Dosti ka pehala paigaam aapke naam, jindgi ki aakhri saans aapke naam, rahe salamat yeh dosti apni, ise salamat rakhana aapka kaam.
Name: Arvind
E-Mail : arvindavaghade@yahoo.com
Location : Mumbai
Mobile : 9870499551
Life is little kamini n v r little kaminas, when v find sum1 whose kaminiyat is equal with us, v fall in2 mutual kaminapan n itz FRIENDSHIP
E-Mail : chocolatyboy_4u@hotmail.com
Location : Jaipur
Last night sky says to me. why u not leave ur friend because he don,t call or sms u. i replied can u leave ur moon when he no shins
E-Mail : aadil_aadil29@yahoomail.com
Location : Pakistan
Dosti ki judai ka gum mat karna dur rehke bhi dsoti kam mat karna agar mile jindagi ke kisi mod pe to hume dekhkar ankhen band mat karna
E-Mail : mamta_dhimanabc@yahoo.com
Location : panipat
MONEY CAN BUY A HOUSE NOT A HOME, A BED BUT NOT SLEEP, MEDICINE BUT NOT HEALTH. MONEY IS DIRTY, IT ONLY CAUSES PAIN
E-Mail : chocolatyboy_4u@hotmail.com
Location : Jaipur
AISA NAHI KI AAP YAAD AATE NAHI KHATAA SIRF ITNI HAI KI HUM BATAATE NAHI RISHTA AAPKA ANMOL HAI HAMARE LIYE SAMAJHTE HO AAP ISLIYE HUM JATATE NAHI
E-Mail : hitendra_boss@rediffmail.com
Location : Gujarat
Ba-ADAAB-BA-MULAIZA HOSHIYAAAR SHEHNSHAO KE SHENSHAH HINDUSTAN KE TAKHTE TAAAZ TAJEEDAAAR HIND YANIE HUM SONE JA REHA HAIN ....GuD NIgHT....
E-Mail : debu_45@sify.com
Location : new delhi. palam
PRAYER 4 BACHELORS:RADHE 2 KUDI FASADE, HARE MURARI MILE KUVARI, JAI HANUMAN PATJA MERI JAAN, WAHE GURUJI DA KHALSA EK SONI KUDI DI LALSA
E-Mail : freaky_akshit_lovesome1@yahoo
Location: Jaipur
Ek Dost ka wada hai marte dum tak Saath nibhayenge Mout aaye to tumse pehle hum jayenge tumko na bhool payenge isi liye tumko bhi saath le jayenge.
E-Mail : mukeshbgd@hotmail.com
Location : Kathmandu(Nepal)
Sathi sirf wo nahi hota jo jiwan bhar sath nibhay, sathi to vo bhu hota hai jo jivan k kuch palo me hi jivan bhar ka sath de jaye.
E-Mail : mukeshbgd@hotmail.com
Location : churu
Kashti chali samandar main mil jai ga kinara,,, IsSMS se poch lena Aap k bina kiya haal hai humara??? Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain.Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain.
Phone : 9810803385
Dil megamrakhta hunTeri dostik baadlogo sewasta kamrakhta hupata thamujhe smsaayega tera,IsiliyeAnasinsath rakhta hun!
Phone : 9810803385
Location : delhi
mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye
Phone : 9899427100
ye mera vada hai marte dam tak nivaunga maut aye to tumse pahle jaunga tumko na bhul paunga isliye tumko bhi sath le jaunga
E-Mail : romi2raj@yahoomail.co.in
Location : kolkata
lalu goes to a shop and ask "yeh bandarva ki photu kitne ka hai re ...?"shopkeeper: voh phutwa nahin sahib wo to seesa(mirror) hai.
E-Mail : kuldeepsh@gmail.com
Location : jaipur
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai kihar taraf ujala nazar ata hai...sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai.
Phone : 9810803385
Location : delhi
If u find a frnd better than me, go ahead, I wont stop u but when that personleaves u, look behind & I'll b there, ready to Slap u & ask "HOGAYI TASSALLI"
Abhishek Mathur
Tata telecom, Jodhpur
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai kihar taraf ujala nazar ata hai...sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai
Phone : 9810803385
Location : New Delhi
Dear User, Mr./Ms. Chandrakant has posted following SMS Type : FunnyPinkcity.net Funny SMS Messages-----------------------------Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...----------------------------- E-Mail : shedagechandu@rediffmail.com
Location : Rajasthan
biwi par essay-biwi ek paltu prani hai,ye ghar ki rasoi me payi jati hai.iska paustik ahaar pati ka bheja hota hai.karva chouth wale din ye badi matra me dhong karti dikhai deti hai.shuruwat me ye prani bada acha lagta hai baad me ye jungli saand ki tarah ho jati hai.inke maa baap ki galti inke pati ko bhugatni padti hai.hume sab patiyon se humdardi hai.ummid hai aap bhi dusro se hamdardi jatayenge.dhanyawad
E-Mail : kalyug@mulla.com
Location : Kanpur
A smile is a sign of joy...A hug is a sign of luv...A laugh is a sign of happiness
E-Mail : advin_kota@yahoo.com
Location : Kota
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Every second God remembers you,Every minute God bless you,Every hour God cares for you because...Every day I pray God to take care of U.
E-Mail : lalit_nsd@yahoo.co.in
Location : Alwar
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
E-Mail : v_p_s_b@yahoo.com
Location : Delhi
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
E-Mail : manasa_hn@rediffmail.com
Location : Hassan
www.shekhargurera
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Kalwani
Jo asani se mile woh hai ghum,jo mushkil se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,jo naseebwalon ko mile woh hai aap jaisa yaar..!
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Kalwani
Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Kalwani
One day LOVE asked FRIENDSHIP y r u in the world when i'm here?FRIENDSHIP smiled n said "TO SPREAD SMILES WHERE U LEAVE TEARS."
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
god apun se pucha kidar jayenga? heaven ya hell? apun bola hell! apun ko malum ketum sala dost log udarich milenga, apun log sath hai to hell bi heaven hai
E-Mail : srikanth.chintala@rediffmail.com
Location : hyderabad
Har shubha ki dhund kuch yaad dilati hai...Har phool ki khoshboo ek jadoo jagati hai,Chaho na chaho kitna bhi par apki yaad aa hi jati hai.
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Badi asaani se dil lagaaye jaate hain, Par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,Le jaati hai mohabbat un raho par jaha diye nahi dil jalaaye jaate hain.
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Zindagi aisi ho jo jineko majboor kare, Rahe aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare,Khushboo kabhi dosti ki kam na ho, Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Mehek ishq ki kam nahi hoti, Iss se zindagi khatam nahi hoti,Saath ho agar zindagi main dostoka to zindgi zannat se kam nahi hoti.
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Akash k taaro me khoya hai jahan sara, lagta hai pyara hr ek taara. un taaro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara, jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.......
Name: khushi
Location : mumbai
Koi Shaam Aati Hai Tumhari Yaad Lekar...Koi Shaam Jaati Hai Tumhari Yaad Dekar....Hamein To Uss Shaam Ka Intezaar Hai.....Jo Aaye Tumhe Saath Lekar....!
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Khuda ne Mujhse kaha ISHQ na kar tu Diwana ho jayega.Maine kaha Ae Khuda tu mesg. Padne wale se mil Tujhe bhi ISHQ ho jayega.
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
DOST EK SAAHIL HAI TUFAAN KE LIYE,DOST EK AAYINA HAI ARMAANO KE LIYE,DOST EK KHWAISH HAI AAP JAISE DOST PANE KE LIYE.
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Hay mere SMS mere dost ke pas jana,Agar wo so rahi ho to usako mat jagana,Jab wo uthe to thoda sa muskurake usake kan main kahana....GOOD MORNING
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye
E-Mail : rajaryan_bubbly@yahoo.co.in
Location : jamshedpur
unke milne julne ko ham pyar samajh baithe,jis din nahi aayi ham ravivar samajh baithe.
E-Mail : ravionly@inmail24.com
Location : allahabad
DIL KI KASTI U DOOBTI C, NAZAR AA RAHI HAI, KYA KARU A DIL, MERI WOH KISI AUR KO FASANE JAA RAHI HAI.
E-Mail : vasundhara_bunkar@yahoo.com
Location : chomu
pyaar ka ristha to toda tune,Ab jo ristha hai vo todh na janaDenge saath har mod pe tujko,Bich rastye pe humko kabhi chod na jana
E-Mail : winnernepal@gmail.com
Location : Nepal
Maine khuda se ek duwa mangi....duwa me khuda se apni maut mangi....khuda na kaha tujhe maut de to doon....magar tere us humdard ka kya karoon jisne teri lambi umar ki duwa mangi...
E-Mail : mujeeb_sheerani@hotmail.com
Location : karachi
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Name : shibayan
E-Mail : shibayan_biswas2003@yahoo.com
Location : lucknow
Dhoka na dena ke tujpe aietbar bahut hai,ye dil tere chahat ka talabgar bahut hai, teri surat na dekhe to dikhai kuch nahi deta, hum kya kare ke KANIKA se pyar bahut hai
E-Mail : kaunhumain_23@yahoo.com
Location : DELHI
Naa jaane kyu hame aansu bahana nahi aata. Naa jane kyu haal-e dil batana nahi aata. Kyu KANIKA bichad gayi humse,shayad hame hi sath nibana nahi aata.
E-Mail : kaunhumain_23@yahoo.com
Location : DELHI
woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the
E-Mail : rachit_sikroria@yahoo.co.in
Location : chandigarh
2 pigs eating potty pig1 : yaar hum duniya ki potty khate hai koi hamari potty bhi to khata hoga.Pig 2 : saale khane ke waqt to dhang ki baat karle
E-Mail : parasarora123@rediffmail.com
Location : delhi
Misal dene main agar ho gayi ho bhul,to .......KAHA JANAB KA CHEHARA KAHA GULAB KAFULL?
E-Mail : ashwinirbhosle@yahoo.co.in
Location : sawantwadi
Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!
E-Mail : sirf_faizan4u@yahoo.com
Location : hyderabad
Ratako koi aapako pareshan kare,aapake badan ko chumaim to....to..........."ALL OUT" lagao MACHAR bhagao!!
E-Mail : ashwnirbhosale@yahoo.co.in
Location : Sawantwadi
Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.
E-Mail : ashwnirbhosale@yahoo.co.in
Location : Sawantwadi
Najar hamhari...Najar tumhari...Najar ne dil ki Najar utari...Najar ne dekha Najar ko aisy...keNajar na lage"DOSTI"ko hamari.
E-Mail : ashwnirbhosale@yahoo.co.in
Location : Sawantwadi
I love U.DO U care it. tell me plz. IF dont care it doesn't matter's 2 me
E-Mail : akash_the_great2003@yahoo.co.in
Location : Delhi
Love a heart that hurt's you Never hurt a heart that loves you,Because for the World you may be someone But for someone you are the world
E-Mail : happymen_anirudh@yahoo.com
Location : Kolkata
ab tum is duniya se jaoge,Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge.
E-Mail : RamanGuelria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.Wife: Kitni mari?Man: 3 male aur 2 female.Wife: Kaise malum?Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se.
E-Mail : RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
E-Mail : RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar
is duniya me dost kam milenge,Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,jaha duniya nazar fer legi,us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..
E-Mail : anil_raghuwanshituv@rediffmail
Location : Delhi
Name : Anil
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
E-Mail : RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : jalandhar
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
E-Mail : RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar
Sharifon mein koi chor nahi hota, Kwabon mein koi mor nahi hota, Naye patang ka koi dor nahi hota, Are yaar... .. Humse jo kare dosti woh kabhi bore nahi hota.
E-Mail : alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London
Ladka Bola : Kash in Hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gum ka hota, hum inke ghar to jate. Ladki Boli : Bewkoof , yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga
E-Mail : alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London
I have pen which is blue, I have a frnd which is u. Flowers will die, water will dry but our friendship will never say goodbye
E-Mail : alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London
If kisses were water i'd give u the ocean if hugs were leaves i'd give u a forest if love were space i'd give u a galaxy if friendship were life i'd give u mine for free
E-Mail : alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London
Rishto ki dori kamjor hoti hai,aankho ki batein dil ki chor hoti hai,khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab...hamari ungli aapki or hoti
E-Mail : studyofenigma@yahoo.co.in
Location : puna
Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai
E-Mail : upendra_sharma888@hotmail.com
Location : bhopal
Ye raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,Kismat se sabko apni shikayat kyun hoti hai,ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat,Jis "Kanika" ko main pa nahi sakta usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai
E-Mail : kaunhumain_23@yahoo.com
Location : DELHI
Rishto ki dori kamjor hoti hai,aankho ki batein dil ki chor hoti hai,khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab...hamari ungli aapki or hoti
Name :harshad
Email :harshad_prjpt@yahoo.com
Location : ahmedabad
AISA NAHI KI AAP YAAD AATE NAHI KHATAA SIRF ITNI HAI KI HUM BATAATE NAHI RISHTA AAPKA ANMOL HAI HAMARE LIYE SAMAJHTE HO AAP ISLIYE HUM JATATE
Name: Sunil Rao
Email :sunilpalka@hotmail.com
Location : Udaipur
Paani se Pyas na Bujhi, toh Mehkhane ki taraf chal nikla, Socha ke Shikayat karu teri Khuda Se, lekin Khuda bhi tera Aashik
Name:nikla
E-Mail : sagar_ultimate22@yahoo.co.in
Location: New Delhi
Bangalore ke aam katte hote hi, Mangalore ke aam meethe hote hi, mere shayari sunnewale ullu ke patte hi.
Name:sraj
E-Mail : swamyswamyg@yahoo.com
Location : bangaliore
Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayiJo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayihumne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungligaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi
Name:Sanjay
E-Mail : sanjay_jimmy2001@yahoo.com
Location : ahmedabad
Why did Santa fall out the window ?A. He was ironing the curtain
E-Mail : dockiran@rediffmail.com
Location : Hyderabad
DO DIL KITNE DUR KITNE KARIB HOTE HAI KUCH HASTEY HAI KUCH ROOTE HAI DIL KE RISHTEY BHI KITNE AJIB HOTE HAI KISI KISMAT WALE KO NASIB HOTE HAI
E-Mail : loveleen_is_here@yahoo.co.in
Location : Punjab
Eh dost kal agar main mar bhi jaun,toh mere marne ka gam mat karna,rona mat meri arthi bhi na uthana Sidha upar chale aana PARTY Karenge!!!
E-Mail : ritika_leo92@yahoo.co.in
Location : Punjab
Think "Gently"Talk "Simply"Laugh "Loudly"Work " Hardly"Love "Sincerly"Feel "Freely"
E-Mail : jitendra_dhameja@hotmail.com
Location : Jaipur
Dosti ka pehala paigaam aapke naam, jindgi ki aakhri saans aapke naam, rahe salamat yeh dosti apni, ise salamat rakhana aapka kaam.
Name: Arvind
E-Mail : arvindavaghade@yahoo.com
Location : Mumbai
Mobile : 9870499551
Life is little kamini n v r little kaminas, when v find sum1 whose kaminiyat is equal with us, v fall in2 mutual kaminapan n itz FRIENDSHIP
E-Mail : chocolatyboy_4u@hotmail.com
Location : Jaipur
Last night sky says to me. why u not leave ur friend because he don,t call or sms u. i replied can u leave ur moon when he no shins
E-Mail : aadil_aadil29@yahoomail.com
Location : Pakistan
Dosti ki judai ka gum mat karna dur rehke bhi dsoti kam mat karna agar mile jindagi ke kisi mod pe to hume dekhkar ankhen band mat karna
E-Mail : mamta_dhimanabc@yahoo.com
Location : panipat
MONEY CAN BUY A HOUSE NOT A HOME, A BED BUT NOT SLEEP, MEDICINE BUT NOT HEALTH. MONEY IS DIRTY, IT ONLY CAUSES PAIN
E-Mail : chocolatyboy_4u@hotmail.com
Location : Jaipur
AISA NAHI KI AAP YAAD AATE NAHI KHATAA SIRF ITNI HAI KI HUM BATAATE NAHI RISHTA AAPKA ANMOL HAI HAMARE LIYE SAMAJHTE HO AAP ISLIYE HUM JATATE NAHI
E-Mail : hitendra_boss@rediffmail.com
Location : Gujarat
Ba-ADAAB-BA-MULAIZA HOSHIYAAAR SHEHNSHAO KE SHENSHAH HINDUSTAN KE TAKHTE TAAAZ TAJEEDAAAR HIND YANIE HUM SONE JA REHA HAIN ....GuD NIgHT....
E-Mail : debu_45@sify.com
Location : new delhi. palam
PRAYER 4 BACHELORS:RADHE 2 KUDI FASADE, HARE MURARI MILE KUVARI, JAI HANUMAN PATJA MERI JAAN, WAHE GURUJI DA KHALSA EK SONI KUDI DI LALSA
E-Mail : freaky_akshit_lovesome1@yahoo
Location: Jaipur
Ek Dost ka wada hai marte dum tak Saath nibhayenge Mout aaye to tumse pehle hum jayenge tumko na bhool payenge isi liye tumko bhi saath le jayenge.
E-Mail : mukeshbgd@hotmail.com
Location : Kathmandu(Nepal)
Sathi sirf wo nahi hota jo jiwan bhar sath nibhay, sathi to vo bhu hota hai jo jivan k kuch palo me hi jivan bhar ka sath de jaye.
E-Mail : mukeshbgd@hotmail.com
Location : churu
Kashti chali samandar main mil jai ga kinara,,, IsSMS se poch lena Aap k bina kiya haal hai humara??? Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain.Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain.
Phone : 9810803385
Dil megamrakhta hunTeri dostik baadlogo sewasta kamrakhta hupata thamujhe smsaayega tera,IsiliyeAnasinsath rakhta hun!
Phone : 9810803385
Location : delhi
mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye
Phone : 9899427100
ye mera vada hai marte dam tak nivaunga maut aye to tumse pahle jaunga tumko na bhul paunga isliye tumko bhi sath le jaunga
E-Mail : romi2raj@yahoomail.co.in
Location : kolkata
lalu goes to a shop and ask "yeh bandarva ki photu kitne ka hai re ...?"shopkeeper: voh phutwa nahin sahib wo to seesa(mirror) hai.
E-Mail : kuldeepsh@gmail.com
Location : jaipur
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai kihar taraf ujala nazar ata hai...sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai.
Phone : 9810803385
Location : delhi
If u find a frnd better than me, go ahead, I wont stop u but when that personleaves u, look behind & I'll b there, ready to Slap u & ask "HOGAYI TASSALLI"
Abhishek Mathur
Tata telecom, Jodhpur
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai kihar taraf ujala nazar ata hai...sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai
Phone : 9810803385
Location : New Delhi
Dear User, Mr./Ms. Chandrakant has posted following SMS Type : FunnyPinkcity.net Funny SMS Messages-----------------------------Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...----------------------------- E-Mail : shedagechandu@rediffmail.com
Location : Rajasthan
biwi par essay-biwi ek paltu prani hai,ye ghar ki rasoi me payi jati hai.iska paustik ahaar pati ka bheja hota hai.karva chouth wale din ye badi matra me dhong karti dikhai deti hai.shuruwat me ye prani bada acha lagta hai baad me ye jungli saand ki tarah ho jati hai.inke maa baap ki galti inke pati ko bhugatni padti hai.hume sab patiyon se humdardi hai.ummid hai aap bhi dusro se hamdardi jatayenge.dhanyawad
E-Mail : kalyug@mulla.com
Location : Kanpur
A smile is a sign of joy...A hug is a sign of luv...A laugh is a sign of happiness
E-Mail : advin_kota@yahoo.com
Location : Kota
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Every second God remembers you,Every minute God bless you,Every hour God cares for you because...Every day I pray God to take care of U.
E-Mail : lalit_nsd@yahoo.co.in
Location : Alwar
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
E-Mail : v_p_s_b@yahoo.com
Location : Delhi
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
E-Mail : manasa_hn@rediffmail.com
Location : Hassan
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Thursday, February 7, 2008
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jokes
A4 Apple
B4 Bada Apple
C4 Chota Apple
D4 Doosra Apple
E4 Ek aur Apple
F4 Fokat Ka Apple
G4 Gol Apple
H4 Ho gaya na pet kharab khaa ke itnse saare apple.
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Sacha Deshpremi koun hai....? Socho!! . Socho!! . Thoda Aur Socho!! . The one sitting on an english toilet in an Indian Style!!!!
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Mayawati came to Laloo's house with a goat.... Laloo : Iss bhans ko mere ghar kyon layee? Maya: Dikhta nahin ye bakri hai bhans nahin... Laloo: Hum tumse nahin bakri se pooch raha hoon...
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A man goes to chemist : I need to buy poison Chemist : I can't sell u that... Man shows his wife's photo Chemist : Sorry! I didnt know u had a prescription!!!
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2 men meet both looking 4 their lost wifes... one : What does urs look like? second : she's 5'9 , fair, 36-24-36, blue eye....And Urs? one : forget mine, Lets look for urs...
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Marne ke baad hum narak me jaana pasand karenge... poocho kyon? Tum jaise dost Swarg me thodi milenge...
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Stars + Moon = Romantic night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day
Forest + Animal = Beautiful World
You + Your Smile = Darna Mana Ha
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Ab kuch sher ho jayee.... Kya aankhen hai, kya chehra tumne paaya hai... aisa lagta hai jaise peepal ke ped se bhoot utar aaya hai...
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Khuda ke ghar se kuch Gadhe Farar ho gaye... Kuch to pakade Gaye, kuch hamare yaar ho gaye....
Santa Singh
Ke Kaarname! 1. Ek dost ne Santa Singh se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta." Santa Singh "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
2.4 hightech Santa Singh's inventions: Waterproof towel, Solar powered torch, Book on how to read, Pedal powered wheel chair.
3. Why did Santa Singh cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? ... Guess! ... what? ... To avoid side effect!!!
4. Man: Santa Singh! where were u born? Santa Singh: punjab. man: which part. Santa Singh: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
5. Lawyer to Santa Singh: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke Santa Singh :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
6. Ek teacher ne Santa Singh se puchha "akal badhi ya bhais " Santa Singh bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
7. Why was Santa Singh writing the exam near the door? ... bcoz it was an entrance exam.
8. Santa Singh's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool. Santa Singh: give him a glass of water.
9. Santa Singh:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college. Banta: really what is he studying? santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
... And they going on! Suddenly one of the employees in an organisation took 10 days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL(project leader) asked for explanation.. The employee said "sir, my mom died unexpectedly"... The PL let it go at that!!!.. After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died.... Then the PL got changed.. After 3 months the same pattern repeated.. And the employee gave The explanation that his mom died. After 3 months same thing again, and this time his father died. This happened repeatedly for 2 years. At the end, one PL checked his past records and told him, "I have caught you red handed, How come in the past 2 years, your mom has died 5 times, and your dad has died five times?" To which the guy said, "Sir, My mom died and my father remarried. Then my father died and my new mom remarried.. Then my mom died and the new father remarried.. This has been going on and on...
He died ...! A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I Told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" "Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it
Kaho na,
pyaar hai ! Kyon chalti hai pawan, Because of evaporation.
Kyon jhoome hai gagan, Because of earth's revolution.
kyon machalta hai mann, Because of excessive respiration.
Na tum jaano na hum. But I just gave all the reasons!
Kyon aati hai bahaar, Because of a change in season,
Kyon lutata hai karaar, Because of mental tension.
Kyon hota hai pyaar, Because of opposites attraction.
Na tum jaano na hum. Like I said, these are all science phenomenon!
Kyon gum hai har disha, Because you have a poor sense of direction.
Kyon hota hai nasha, Because of drug addiction!
Kyon aata hai maz! aa, But science gives us all the information.
Na tum jaano na hum. I did my best to explain....
B4 Bada Apple
C4 Chota Apple
D4 Doosra Apple
E4 Ek aur Apple
F4 Fokat Ka Apple
G4 Gol Apple
H4 Ho gaya na pet kharab khaa ke itnse saare apple.
--------------
Sacha Deshpremi koun hai....? Socho!! . Socho!! . Thoda Aur Socho!! . The one sitting on an english toilet in an Indian Style!!!!
--------------
Mayawati came to Laloo's house with a goat.... Laloo : Iss bhans ko mere ghar kyon layee? Maya: Dikhta nahin ye bakri hai bhans nahin... Laloo: Hum tumse nahin bakri se pooch raha hoon...
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A man goes to chemist : I need to buy poison Chemist : I can't sell u that... Man shows his wife's photo Chemist : Sorry! I didnt know u had a prescription!!!
--------------
2 men meet both looking 4 their lost wifes... one : What does urs look like? second : she's 5'9 , fair, 36-24-36, blue eye....And Urs? one : forget mine, Lets look for urs...
--------------
Marne ke baad hum narak me jaana pasand karenge... poocho kyon? Tum jaise dost Swarg me thodi milenge...
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Stars + Moon = Romantic night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day
Forest + Animal = Beautiful World
You + Your Smile = Darna Mana Ha
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Ab kuch sher ho jayee.... Kya aankhen hai, kya chehra tumne paaya hai... aisa lagta hai jaise peepal ke ped se bhoot utar aaya hai...
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Khuda ke ghar se kuch Gadhe Farar ho gaye... Kuch to pakade Gaye, kuch hamare yaar ho gaye....
Santa Singh
Ke Kaarname! 1. Ek dost ne Santa Singh se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta." Santa Singh "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
2.4 hightech Santa Singh's inventions: Waterproof towel, Solar powered torch, Book on how to read, Pedal powered wheel chair.
3. Why did Santa Singh cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? ... Guess! ... what? ... To avoid side effect!!!
4. Man: Santa Singh! where were u born? Santa Singh: punjab. man: which part. Santa Singh: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
5. Lawyer to Santa Singh: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke Santa Singh :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
6. Ek teacher ne Santa Singh se puchha "akal badhi ya bhais " Santa Singh bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
7. Why was Santa Singh writing the exam near the door? ... bcoz it was an entrance exam.
8. Santa Singh's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool. Santa Singh: give him a glass of water.
9. Santa Singh:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college. Banta: really what is he studying? santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
... And they going on! Suddenly one of the employees in an organisation took 10 days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL(project leader) asked for explanation.. The employee said "sir, my mom died unexpectedly"... The PL let it go at that!!!.. After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died.... Then the PL got changed.. After 3 months the same pattern repeated.. And the employee gave The explanation that his mom died. After 3 months same thing again, and this time his father died. This happened repeatedly for 2 years. At the end, one PL checked his past records and told him, "I have caught you red handed, How come in the past 2 years, your mom has died 5 times, and your dad has died five times?" To which the guy said, "Sir, My mom died and my father remarried. Then my father died and my new mom remarried.. Then my mom died and the new father remarried.. This has been going on and on...
He died ...! A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I Told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" "Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it
Kaho na,
pyaar hai ! Kyon chalti hai pawan, Because of evaporation.
Kyon jhoome hai gagan, Because of earth's revolution.
kyon machalta hai mann, Because of excessive respiration.
Na tum jaano na hum. But I just gave all the reasons!
Kyon aati hai bahaar, Because of a change in season,
Kyon lutata hai karaar, Because of mental tension.
Kyon hota hai pyaar, Because of opposites attraction.
Na tum jaano na hum. Like I said, these are all science phenomenon!
Kyon gum hai har disha, Because you have a poor sense of direction.
Kyon hota hai nasha, Because of drug addiction!
Kyon aata hai maz! aa, But science gives us all the information.
Na tum jaano na hum. I did my best to explain....
jokes
CORPORATE LESSON ...
CORPORATE LESSON # 1
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to A meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch ".
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always allow the bosses to speak first
CORPORATE LESSON # 2
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he Stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and Crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologised. "Sorry sister, but the mind is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job; or, you might miss great opportunities!
CORPORATE LESSON # 3
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he Did the same and shouted, "VODKA"
and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so contented with His beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Mind your language, you never know what it will Land you in.
CORPORATE LESSON #4
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower & the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $ 800 just to drop that towel that you have on". After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and quietly leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $! 800 he owes me?"
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Share critical credit information with your stakeholders
to prevent avoidable exposure!
CORPORATE LESSON #5
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there miserably in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
CORPORATE LESSON #6
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
CORPORATE LESSON #7
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,
very high up.
CORPORATE LESSON #8
Usually the shop-floor staff of the company play football.
The middle-level managers are more interested in tennis.
The top management usually has a preference for golf.
FINDING:
CORPORATE LESSON # 1
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to A meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch ".
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always allow the bosses to speak first
CORPORATE LESSON # 2
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he Stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and Crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologised. "Sorry sister, but the mind is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job; or, you might miss great opportunities!
CORPORATE LESSON # 3
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he Did the same and shouted, "VODKA"
and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so contented with His beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Mind your language, you never know what it will Land you in.
CORPORATE LESSON #4
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower & the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $ 800 just to drop that towel that you have on". After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and quietly leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $! 800 he owes me?"
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Share critical credit information with your stakeholders
to prevent avoidable exposure!
CORPORATE LESSON #5
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there miserably in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
CORPORATE LESSON #6
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
CORPORATE LESSON #7
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,
very high up.
CORPORATE LESSON #8
Usually the shop-floor staff of the company play football.
The middle-level managers are more interested in tennis.
The top management usually has a preference for golf.
FINDING:
jokes
CORPORATE LESSON ...
CORPORATE LESSON # 1
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to A meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch ".
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always allow the bosses to speak first
CORPORATE LESSON # 2
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he Stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and Crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologised. "Sorry sister, but the mind is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job; or, you might miss great opportunities!
CORPORATE LESSON # 3
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he Did the same and shouted, "VODKA"
and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so contented with His beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Mind your language, you never know what it will Land you in.
CORPORATE LESSON #4
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower & the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $ 800 just to drop that towel that you have on". After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and quietly leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $! 800 he owes me?"
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Share critical credit information with your stakeholders
to prevent avoidable exposure!
CORPORATE LESSON #5
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there miserably in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
CORPORATE LESSON #6
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
CORPORATE LESSON #7
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,
very high up.
CORPORATE LESSON #8
Usually the shop-floor staff of the company play football.
The middle-level managers are more interested in tennis.
The top management usually has a preference for golf.
FINDING:
CORPORATE LESSON # 1
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to A meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch ".
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always allow the bosses to speak first
CORPORATE LESSON # 2
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he Stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and Crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologised. "Sorry sister, but the mind is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job; or, you might miss great opportunities!
CORPORATE LESSON # 3
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he Did the same and shouted, "VODKA"
and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so contented with His beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Mind your language, you never know what it will Land you in.
CORPORATE LESSON #4
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower & the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $ 800 just to drop that towel that you have on". After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and quietly leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $! 800 he owes me?"
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Share critical credit information with your stakeholders
to prevent avoidable exposure!
CORPORATE LESSON #5
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there miserably in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
CORPORATE LESSON #6
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
CORPORATE LESSON #7
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,
very high up.
CORPORATE LESSON #8
Usually the shop-floor staff of the company play football.
The middle-level managers are more interested in tennis.
The top management usually has a preference for golf.
FINDING:
Sunday, February 3, 2008
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